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How well do you know the Year in Music 2009?
By Gabe Meline
SHARPEN YOUR PENCILS, trivia hounds. The year that just ended was a banner one for music biz drama. Test your knowledge of it with our little quiz. Answers are on page 24.
1. Shortly after Beyoncé sang "At Last" for the Obamas on inauguration night, Etta James angrily complained during a Seattle concert that Beyoncé "had no business singing my song that I been singing forever" and that the pop star was "gonna get her ass whupped." What did James go on to say about President Obama?
(a) "He gonna make up for it bydancing with me."
(b) "Let's see his damn birth certificate."
(c) "He ain't my president."
(d) "He's taking over the banks andthe car industry. He wants thecountry to fail."
2. Which of the following singers did not collapse onstage in 2009?
(b) Amy Winehouse
(c) Leonard Cohen
3. In the hour after Michael Jackson's death was announced, which one of the following misspellings of the pop star's name occurred frequently enough to become a "Trending Topic" on Twitter?
(a) Mikhael Jackson
(b) Mickael Jackson
(c) Micheal Jackson
(d) Michael Jacksen
4. Before Joe Satriani's claim that Coldplay had stolen his music for their hit song "Viva la Vida," a smaller Brooklyn band named Creaky Boards dismissed their own plagiarism claim against Coldplay, suggesting that both Coldplay and Creaky Boards had perhaps subconsciously lifted the music from:
(a) The Legend of Zelda
(b) Richard Wagner
(c) WKRP In Cincinnati
(d) "Foreigner Suite" by Cat Stevens
5. What explanation did Snoop Dogg give for deciding to voice a GPS navigation system?
(a) "I be gettin' sick of tellin' my chauffeur when to turn. Y'know? Jus' do it once."
(b) "I be rollin' on th' streets, never know where I'm goin'."
(c) "I be ridin' in cars, and I be hearin' that boring-ass lady that be doin' it all the time."
(d) "I be gettin' paid for the stupidest shit these days."
6. Despite the band's history of taking on giant corporate interests like Ticketmaster and AT&T, which big-box store did Pearl Jam sign an exclusive deal with to carry their album Backspacer?
(a) Best Buy
7. What's the 2009 album that notched the highest first-week sales of the year, with over 700,000 copies sold?
(a) The Fame Monster by Lady Gaga
(b) I Dreamed a Dream by Susan Boyle
(c) Hannah Montana: The Movie by Miley Cyrus
(d) This Is It by Michael Jackson
8. When U2 played a free November concert in Berlin to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall, what did concert organizers erect to keep nonticketholders out?
(a) A Greenpeace banner with Bono's face on it
(b) An abstract Styrofoam sculpture
(c) A mural of Horst Köhler, the president of Germany
(d) A wall
9. After Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards, he took to his blog, twice, to issue an apology. Which of the following statements were not part of his apologies?
(a) That was Taylor's moment and I had no right in any way to take it from her. I am truly sorry.
(b) BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!!!
(c) EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!!
(d) LIKE I SAID ON MY LAST RECORD I CAN'T KEEP MY COOL, SO I KEEP IT TRUE!!!!!
10. After the Kanye-Taylor incident, fans worldwide pledged to buy Taylor Swift's album in support. How many spaces did it jump up the Billboard chart the following week?
11. When the band MGMT accused French president Nicolas Sarkozy's conservative party of using their song "Kids" in online videos without permission, what did the party offer the band in damages for copyright infringement?
(a) A guest verse from Sarkozy's wife, Carla Bruni, a French pop star of renown.
(b) The key to the Louvre.
(c) An invitation to perform in the courtyard at the Palace of Versailles, where Pink Floyd played in 1988.
(d) One euro.
12. What did Lady Gaga wear when she performed for the Queen of England?
(a) A red-latex Elizabethan-style gown and sequined eye patches.
(b) A spaghetti-strap dress made from real, uncooked spaghetti.
(c) A replica of the dress Liza Minnelli wore in Cabaret.
(d) An abstract outfit of aluminum foil, Heinz 57 ketchup and frayed twine.
13. "Right Round" by Flo Rida topped the U.S. singles charts for six straight weeks. Which 1980s group does it heavily sample?
(a) Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam
(b) Dead or Alive
(d) Information Society
14. In a letter to Congress in March, Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins wrote to support the proposed Ticketmaster/Live Nation corporate merger, stating that "This is a new model that puts power into the hands of . . ."
(a) "the artist."
(b) "the people."
(c) "the fans."
(d) "my manager, Irving Azoff, the CEO of Ticketmaster."
15. At the Grammy Awards, M.I.A.'s live performance of "Swagga Like Us" with Lil' Wayne, T.I., Jay-Z and Kanye West was noteworthy because:
(a) She has publicly announced that all four men are assholes.
(b) She performed while nine months pregnant.
(c) She threatened to bow out in solidarity with Bollywood composer A.R. Rahman.
(d) The Grammy committee offered her $100,000 to use Mary J. Blige instead.
16. In January, Maryland landowner William Zantzinger, demonized in an early Bob Dylan song, died. Which song was it?
(a) "Motorpsycho Nitemare."
(b) "Spanish Harlem Incident."
(c) "The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll."
(d) "Oxford Town."
17. The surviving members of the Grateful Dead this year finally agreed to license their first-ever sanctioned sample. Phil Lesh "loved the track" it was used for. Which artist acquired the rights?
(a) Vincent Gallo
(c) Animal Collective
(d) Soulja Boy
18. The country of Malaysia made headlines this year with its restrictions on touring artists like Rihanna, Fergie and Beyoncé who choose to:
(a) Support the United States.
(b) Praise Jesus Christ.
(c) Show their legs.
(d) Eat red meat.
19. True or False? In September, The Beatles™: Rock Band™ video game outsold the long-awaited remastered CD reissues of all the Beatles' original albums combined.
20. What did Paul McCartney call "a prime contender for mistake of the decade"?
(a) The continued unavailability of the Beatles' music on iTunes.
(b) Michael Jackson's decision to leverage his publishing share in the Beatles' catalog against a $300 million advance from Sony for his unsuccessful album, Invincible.
(c) Ringo Starr's YouTube video demanding no more autograph requests from fans.
(d) His marriage to Heather Mills.
21. At the beginning of the year, Apple announced that iTunes would offer song downloads without DRM encoding, which limits the number of times a song can be copied. Apple conjunctively offered to remove existing DRM encoding on songs already downloaded, for a fee. An existing music library containing 3,256 DRM-encoded songs, for example, would cost how much to remove the scramble?
22. In December, a major U.S. newspaper issued the correction that a Nov. 26 article "incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9-11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number." Which paper was it?
(a) The New York Times
(b) The Chicago Tribune
(c) The Washington Post
(d) The Onion
23. In August, Bob Dylan was picked up by New Jersey police after a call reporting an "eccentric-looking old man" wandering in people's front yards. What did the officer, who didn't believe he was actually Bob Dylan, say afterward?
(a) "Now, I've seen pictures of Bob Dylan from a long time ago and he didn't look like Bob Dylan to me at all. So I put him in the back of the car."
(b) "I wasn't sure if he came from one of our hospitals or something."
(c) "He was acting very suspicious. Not delusional, just suspicious. You know, it was pouring rain and everything."
(d) All of the above.
Answers: 1, c. 2, b. 3, c. 4, a. 5, c. 6, b. 7, b. 8, d. 9, d. 10, a. 11,d. 12, a. 13, b. 14, a. 15, b. 16, c. 17, c. 18, c. 19, b. 20, d. 21, a. 22, c. 23, d.
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