Capra or Sturges in VP Race

September 4, 2008 – 4:04 pm by Michael Gant

Before I go into deep hibernation in my “Palin-News-Free” hyperbaric chamber, I can’t help but acknowledging this sinking feeling that the upcoming election will be utterly devoid of any actual substantive discussion of issues and policies while we all delight in our varying ideas of how “hot” Sarah Palin is. The whole thing is starting to resemble an old Hollywood movie: A spunky, regular American suddenly finds herself thrust into the national spotlight. She gets feted by the press and adored by the masses who race to any sign of novelty. Eventually, Claude Rains sits down with some other power brokers and tries to destroy her hopes and dreams. But then she triumphs in the end …  The question is, will it turn out to be a Frank Capra movie with an uplifting populist ending (populist in the weird conservative sense of moose-hunting, procreation and procreationism combined with antichoice, antiscience, anti-endangered species, anti-global-warming) or will it have some tinge of irony in the way of a Preston Sturges movie. I.e., Mr. Smith Goes to Washington or Hail the Conquering Hero.

Nanookie

September 3, 2008 – 12:05 pm by RvB

It’s been magic, hasn’t it? Some are saying that this blatant RNC attempt to get someone younger and more vital than Turncoat Joe Lieberman on the ticket will be over by Friday. And here’s the latest, culled from Wonkette.com (that website that was the first in the Lower 48 to even really hear about Caribou Barbie, as they are pleased to address the next veep of the US):“The ENQUIRER has also learned that Palin’s family is embroiled in a vicious war that is now exposing her darkest secrets, threatening to destroy her political career. Palin’s ongoing war with her ex brother-in-law Mike Wooten, a state trooper, has caused multiple sources to come forward with shocking allegations about the governor. Details of those allegations, the family feud, and Palin’s attempt to cover up her teen daughter’s pregnancy are in the new issue of The ENQUIRER.” (coming out tomorrow, that is). People lump the Enquirer in with other tabs, including the Martian/Condie/W love triangle-flaunting Globe.  Truth is that the National Enquirer has been sued so many times that they are more or less on the level (and, lest we forget, they destroyed John Edwards’ political career weeks before more legitimate newspapers got in on the act).Here, we see pictures of the newly-preggers Bristol Palin partying hearty–them of you with kids might use these pics as object lessons about why it’s not such a hot idea to post photos of yourself hoisting bottles when you’re underage.Reportedly the Daily Kos has an item now about how Governor Palin fired a librarian for stocking what she considered a dirty book in the public library.They should have hired the real Sandra Bullock…  

The last panel of For Better or For Worse…

September 2, 2008 – 3:34 pm by RvB

Here’s another take on the supposed “last” For Better or Worse Strip. Nothing like a really mean parody of a really sweet strip… 

Merry Pranksters—The Daily Show at the Conventions

September 1, 2008 – 10:06 am by MConnor

Week in and week out, the writers and cast of The Daily Show lay bare the stream of inanity that is modern cable news coverage. If you haven’t checked it out in a while, do. They’ve really hit their stride unraveling the ridiculous narratives being shat out by the 24-hour news beast. But as edgy of some of their skits can be, most of their antics take place in the safety of comfortable studio. This past week though, when Jon Stewart took his show on the road to the Democratic National Convention in Denver. Cable news coverage being what it was, there would have been plenty of material to work with if the DS had stayed home. Instead, Stewart unleashed what they’ve branded “the best fucking news team ever” on the convention itself, going half Gonzo, half Merry Prankster on its ass, and proving beyond a doubt that while the show may have some great writers and even better video montage people, its cast—able to turn casual encounters into comedy gold on the fly—is the real deal. If you missed the coverage, I recommend checking it out for free on Hulu. And I’m betting that their coverage of the RNC will be the best thing on TV next week.

Everything I know about life I learned from Seinfeld

August 28, 2008 – 2:37 pm by Michael Gant

It just keeps happening, years after Seinfeld went off the air. On Aug. 28, news comes from London that a slice of 27-year-old cake from Princess Di marriage to Prince Charles was hawked at auction for 1,200 pounts (what? about $2,500 dollars).  The auctioneer is quoted as saying, “The slice of cake icing is in remarkably good condition considering the difficulties involved in removing this from the cake. A highly unusual—and probably inedible—collector’s item.” And of course, who can forget the episode of Seinfeld in which Mr. Peterman buys a slice of cake from the wedding of King Edward VIII to Wallis Simpson for $29,000 and Elaine can’t resist eating the whole thing. She thinks she’s pulled one off by replacing it with a slice from Entenmann’s until Irwin Lubeck, “the world’s foremost appraiser of vintage pastry,” correctly identifies the cake fake. As for edibility: Elaine, “Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?”

Frame Job

August 28, 2008 – 10:47 am by Michael Gant

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Desperate to find something to watch, I went all Southern Drive-in on my Netflix queue and ordered up 1975’s Framed, directed by and starring the Walking Tall team of director Phil Karlson and Joe Don Baker. How bad could it be? After all, Karlson made a couple of top-notch crime-noirs: Kansas City Confidential and The Phenix City Story.

Alas, even a bare-bones revenge story needs some coherent plotting to get from minute one to minute 90. Framed’s narrative looks so lost at times that I could imagine the cameras running, the actors musing and the screenwriter just out of lens range desperately trying to figure out what comes next (indeed, there is just such a lengthy, place-holder scene in a bar where nothing happens for about five minutes and the actors dutifully sit there waiting for some indication about what they should say or do next).

Baker, as enormous as late-period Michael Madsen, plays a gambler who stumbles across a murder scene; the police try to set up him up for the killing in order to deflect attention from the real culprit. Baker goes to jail, where he is befriended by an imprisoned mob boss (John Marley, who got the offer he couldn’t refuse in The Godfather). Free on parole, Baker burns his way through a lot of thuggish factotums until he exacts revenge on the people who done him wrong.

Trouble is, nothing connects. There is a satchel full of money taken from Baker’s car, but it is coincidental to the frame job. Half the state’s politicians and law enforcement types are in on the job, but no one spends the money. They just leave it in a safe so Baker can come get it later. The whole subplot with John Marley’s mob boss actually amounts to almost nothing. Another policeman  (an ex-pro-wrestler, judging from his line delivery) hangs around for no other reason than to get bopped on the head, and then he just disappears.

Weirdest of all is Brock Peters as a repressed, angry Southern black sheriff’s deputy who provides inside info to Baker in his quest, just cause he’s mad at the power structure. He may be helping the honky because Baker’s nightclub (which he co-owns with the screechy country chanteuse Conny Van Dyke—you’ll want to fast-forward past her numbers) hires a soulful black pianist (“My man”) to back up her songs.

In the end, after far more murders than could possibly be justified by a four-year prison term and the loss of $100,000, Baker (SPOILER ALERT, as if it matters), a happy ending ensues. The bad guys who aren’t already dead are given their comeuppance; the black deputy will become sheriff; Baker won’t be prosecuted for his murderous rampage, and he and Conny will live the high life with the recovered $100,000.

All of this might be justified is the violence-to-anomie ratio were higher. As it is, the best scene comes early, when Baker indulges in an extended cage match (it’s in a garage) with an evil sheriff. The two men pummel each other to the accompaniment of some very funny grunts, oofs and arrghs sound effects. Later, Baker shoots some guy’s ear off at close range. Proof positive that Quentin Tarantino was here before me.

Barack Mohammed Sirhan Hussein Obama threatens the universe and God himself: 5 reasons why

August 24, 2008 – 10:00 am by RvB

Watching the smearing of Barack Obama online has been edifying, and now we have a list of the five most stupid Obama smears of this campaign. Enjoy, if that’s the right word.

Outside Lands Festival: “Take the money and run, take the money and run.”

August 24, 2008 – 9:56 am by RvB

The Outside Lands Festival in San Francisco on Friday (Aug. 22) night taught important lessons: Never invite 5 million people to a party. Ecological festivals means biodegradable cups for $11 glasses of zinfandel. It also means one parked electric car everyone will marvel at, as if it was the display model in a Soviet department store. Don’t bring anything you have to carry, because you will be in the biggest mob you have ever seen in your life. Don’t pee, or else bring a urine container with you. Or bring something to read while standing in a half-hour Portapotty line. Do not wear stylish shoes. Bring clumsy ugly hiking boots. You will get blisters hiking across those many, many acres. When the crowd breaks, you’ll be hiking over rough country to get out of the park. Five million people will tread on your toes. Some will do this because they are baked. Most will do this because they are text-messaging and walking at the same time. If you’re Radiohead, watch out for sudden peak-hour power failures. Have your tour bus primed and ready so you can get out alive, while first diverting the crowd with a tape loop. Your cellphone may flip out due to the massive, carcinogenic electronic bubble over the Polo Field. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A RENDEZVOUS IF YOU GET SPLIT UP FROM YOUR PARTY. Or else be a dejected, raving figure standing at a drizzly, lonesome intersection at night, wandering deeper into the avenues than you’ve ever wanted to be in your life.

Manny Farber dies, 91

August 21, 2008 – 10:26 am by RvB

So much of film criticism in 2008 is the blind leading the lame, so the loss of the long-retired but not forgotten Manny Farber is just one more bad indicator, as they say in the financial world. Got to meet the man once; he was hard of hearing and it was a noisy room, but I wanted to tell him that I too was a fan of rotund actor Eugene Pallette (visible on one Bay Area screen tonight (Aug. 21): the Stanford Theatre’s revival of The Bride Came C.O.D.), and that I bet Farber didn’t know Pallette had been a professional jockey once. He didn’t!

Jonathan Rosenbaum will be writing up this great man’s obit. J. Hoberman already has; what I’d add is that Farber’s vocation as a fine artist dictated the way he wrote about cinema. In his best work (just reprinted last year but still found in libraries and used bookstores), he boiled down the sound and fury of the movies to crafty bits of word-jazz. Which is the way we remember movies, anyway.

Farber’s praise was not for the “brilliant performance” or the “harrowing drama” but for the empty space in the frame, the shape of an actor’s head, the brilliant punnish putdown; in one instance, describing that French actress with the famous pout as “Jeanne Morose.”

Here’s some Farber phraseology, picked out of my nearby copy of Negative Space: Preston Sturges’ regular Pat Moran, with one of the great Brooklyn voices, “as if its owner had just been smashed in the Adam’s apple by Joe Louis.” Two Rode Together, a John Ford film with a bit of a cult: “The movie’s mentally retarded quality comes from the discordancy and quality of the parts: it’s not only that they don’t go together, they’re crazy to start with.” [that’s Henry Poole Is Here in one sentence, by the way] …”It’s incredible, the amount of leeway that is allowed. If a prop man locates a bench from an antique store next to a tree in a just-set-up campsite, the scene stays in, though the film for the proceeding five minutes has been insisting on formidable wilderness.”

For anyone who was sorry to see the bad townie girl with the thick glasses die in Strangers on a Train: “One of the best studio actresses (Laura Elliott: a sullen, sexy small-town flirt with ordinary, nonstudio glamour) gives a few early sections extraordinary reality. …Hitchcock has always been a switch-hitter, doubling a good actor with a bad one, usually having the latter triumph. It takes real perversity murdering off Elliott and settling for Ruth Roman, a rock lady in Grecian drapery …” (Slightly unfair, since Roman was all Warner Brothers had its stables to match the Ingrid Bergman type; unfortunately, Roman was merely shaped like Hitchcock’s longtime crush. Moreover, those shots of Union Station and some of the neo-classical buildings on the Mall suggest Hitchcock was trying to make Roman a marbly Roman matron.)

And, to finish off, Farber’s assault on a film considered unassailable: “Item: David Lean’s Lawrence of Arabia is almost a comedy of overdesign, misshapen with spectaclelike obtrusions: the camera frozen about 10 feet in front of a speeding cyclist, which, though it catches nice immediate details of his face, primarily shows him fronted onscreen for minutes as a huge gargoylish figure. The camels, by far the most exciting shapes in the movie, photograph too large in the ‘cineramic’ desert views. An actor walking off into fading twilight becomes the small papery figure of an illustrational painting; Jack Hawkins’ General Allenby, so overweighted with British army beef, suggests a toy version of Buckingham Palace guard. While the other technicians are walloping away, the actors, stuck like thumbtacks into a maplike event, are allowed—and then only for a fraction of the time—to contribute a declamatory, school-pageant bit of acting.” 

Here’s to the great man … 

Delon and Fonda in ‘Joy House’

August 18, 2008 – 3:30 pm by RvB

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Days of Delon

It’s been a good summer for Alain Delon; first came a five-film set from Lionsgate (reviewed here), followed by Le Choc as part of Lionsgate’s Catherine Deneuve set (read review). The latest reissue comes from Koch-Lorber.

 

Joy House; one disc; Koch-Lorber; $24.98

This rococo 1964 thriller shows what the French New Wave was up against: a wide-screen black-and-white movie that, aside from cinematographer Henri Decaë’s silvery light, might as well have been directed by Robert Aldrich trying to shock the living daylights out of you. It’s René Clément’s chic adaptation of a pulp novel by Day Keene (whose other big credit is penning the source novel for Elvis’ The Trouble With Girls). Most of it takes place in a Villefranche-sur-Mer villa, as bursting with bric-a-brac as a Goodwill. The glacial yet acrobatic Alain Delon plays Marc, a Parisian drifter who slept with the wrong married woman back in New York. Some Yankee plug-uglies are looking for him, and he hides out in a church rescue mission in the Riviera. There he’s hired as a chauffeur by a rich and devious widow (Lola Albright), who is using her poor-relations cousin (Jane Fonda) as live-in maid and cook. Caroming between the two ladies—both clearly have hidden agendas—the fugitive discovers that there’s another man on the premises, artfully hidden from the police. The alternate title, Les Félins, suggests how Marc is batted around as a play-toy between the cougar and the sex kitten; if we don’t get the picture, there’s plenty of symbolic use of a pet cat, which might have influenced some of the sinister kitty-wielding in Blofeld’s scenes in the Bond movies. The film is as swank as can be, with a Plexiglas-lidded Rolls-Royce as seduction chamber.  Though the action is mostly devoid of suspense, Fonda looks scrumptious, and composer Lalo Schifrin goes absolutely nutzoid on the soundtrack. Be sure to play the French subtitled version because the English version is badly dubbed. (By Richard von Busack)