Juno what, homeskillet? The Juno backlash is finally taking over, and we were here first! Most recently, this script from the resurgent Cracked.com (“Crimson River Abortion Clinic, may I help you?” “Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don’t think you heard me. I’m talking on a HAMBURGER PHONE! How zany is that!”) This parody script also makes the good point that the father of a newly pregnant 16-year-old tends to blow up in fury. And that reminds me of a beloved joke from Tony Soprano’s part of New Jersey: In kindergarten, the teacher asks the class to define what the word “beautiful” is. One child says, “My kitten has beautiful eyes.” The teacher approves. Another says that flowers are beautiful, and another that her mommy’s face is very beautiful. Good so far. And then one rather shabby child raises her hand and says, “Having a baby is beautiful.”"That’s so true,” the teacher answers. “How did you know that one?”"Because last night my sister told my dad she was having a baby, and he said, “Oh, that’s beautiful, that’s $%&*&)+ beautiful.” Moving right along (thanks for the tipoff Steve P.), there’s also this sketch from Mad TV, which is sticking around at You Tube courtesy of Fox Searchlight, the company that released this irritating movie in the first place ….