Here’s proof of this shocking revelation! Rory Gibson, weekend editor of the Courier-Post, a newspaper in a place called Brisbane (not the real Brisbane in San Mateo County, but one they claim to have in the antipodes). Anyway, this so-called Gibson claims he fell asleep during The Dark Knight. He’s not the real film reviewer at this Australian newspaper, since that reviewer was calling for an Oscar for the late Heath Ledger just like all sensible critics do everywhere, but Yahoo picked the story up as Batman’s Worst Review, and, may I say, Shock! Horror! Outrage! Here’s the horrific proof. As soon as there’s any break from consensus, we’re all doomed. PS: The Courier-Post also syndicated the Wall Street Journal‘s stupid editorial about how Batman is really Bush, and so now that idiocy is currently being wrapped around whatever kind of fish they have in Australia, as well as lining the cages of strange foreign birds.