Attn culture vultures: CreMasterCard announced in Artillery mag

Excerpts from Artillery magazine, March/April 2008 by Josh Herman.

Dear Mr. Occupant:
Congratulations! You’ve been Pre-Approved for the credit card that dozens of clueless artists love: the CreMasterCard from VaselyneTM! Matthew Barney and his five-part, 398-minute epic film The Cremaster Cycle, comes to brilliant 2-D life on these petroleum jelly-made plastic cards …
UNIQUE DESIGN: The CreMasterCard comes [...]