Juno vs. the Zombies

Some kind of marketing genius composed the email we received today. Who wouldn’t respond to this headline:

 Zombie Strippers’ This Year’s Juno

Caught my attention. Of course, I was already primed for Zombie Strippers, which, in addition to its stunningly great title, combines Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson, pole dancing, Ionesco references [...]