Revenge! Revenge for Juno!!

Juno what, homeskillet? The Juno backlash is finally taking over, and we were here first! Most recently, this script from the resurgent Cracked.com (“Crimson River Abortion Clinic, may I help you?” “Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don’t think you heard me. I’m talking on a HAMBURGER PHONE! How zany is that!”) This parody script also [...]

Juno vs. the Zombies

Some kind of marketing genius composed the email we received today. Who wouldn’t respond to this headline:

 Zombie Strippers’ This Year’s Juno

Caught my attention. Of course, I was already primed for Zombie Strippers, which, in addition to its stunningly great title, combines Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson, pole dancing, Ionesco references [...]

Our Movie Morals

The Golden Globes got downsized to a press conference, and the Oscars barely escape by the skin of the writers’ strike, but thank goodness, the Movieguide Annual Faith and Value Awards went off without a hitch on Feb. 12. Amazing Grace won the Epiphany Prize, and Ratatouille was dubbed best family film. Bella received the [...]