Revenge! Revenge for Juno!!

Juno what, homeskillet? The Juno backlash is finally taking over, and we were here first! Most recently, this script from the resurgent (“Crimson River Abortion Clinic, may I help you?” “Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don’t think you heard me. I’m talking on a HAMBURGER PHONE! How zany is that!”) This parody script also [...]

Juno vs. the Zombies

Some kind of marketing genius composed the email we received today. Who wouldn’t respond to this headline:

 Zombie Strippers’ This Year’s Juno

Caught my attention. Of course, I was already primed for Zombie Strippers, which, in addition to its stunningly great title, combines Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson, pole dancing, Ionesco references [...]

Our Movie Morals

The Golden Globes got downsized to a press conference, and the Oscars barely escape by the skin of the writers’ strike, but thank goodness, the Movieguide Annual Faith and Value Awards went off without a hitch on Feb. 12. Amazing Grace won the Epiphany Prize, and Ratatouille was dubbed best family film. Bella received the [...]