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Disco Inferno: Is 50 Cent trying to tell us something? Haiku de Todd The year in music, presented in haiku form By Todd Inoue National TV "Prez doesn't care," says Kanye Myers face priceless Workout tights, writhing "This song goes by so slowly" Madonna, please stop 50 Cent oiled up "No Homo" so claims Dipset Um ... Brokeback Rappers? Is MySpace.com the future of band promo? Get a life dotcom Ying Yang Twins get girls Beaten with an ugly stick Ah, the price of fame Carve it in granite: "My Humps" is 20 times worse than "Laffy Taffy" Video iPod More mock black Ts for Steve Jobs Planned obsolescence? DSL lines, stealth Why do people pay for it? Music, not porno Foxy Brown is deaf Fortunately for Def Jam She now sounds better Fugees, Digable: Nobody wants reunion! Collect checks! Play golf! Two punk rocker spots and ultra lounge overkill SJ not Vegas 50 loves his beefs Fat Joe, Ja Rule and the Game Hug it out bitches! Yay, social conscience! American idiots Not confined to Bush Reason to be glad: Master P and Jerry Rice "Dancing with the Stars" Got a music-related haiku you want to share? Make sure it's in 5-7-5 syllabic form and send it to letters@metronews.com. [ Silicon Valley | Metroactive Home | Archives ]