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Holy gifts for the truly devout
By Harmon Leon
Ah yes, the holidays are once again upon us. Like a medieval plague, there's no avoiding the seasonal revelry. So why not get into the gift-giving spirit with truly unique gifts which reflect your religious passion!
Mr. Jesus Head
'Bible Bloopers'
'Snappy Answers to Stupid Jehovah's Witness Questions'
Q. May I tell you about the Lord?
A. Only if I can tell you about what's in my pants!
Q. Have you read the book of Jehovah?
A. No, but can I still tell you about what's in my pants!
Dead Sea Monkeys
Catholic Church 'Gag' Condoms
'The Smothers Brothers Re-enact the Crucifixion'
Here's a hilarious excerpt:
"Jesus, Mom always liked you best!"
Cain and Abel Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots!
Circumcision Pop-up Book
Jesus Action Figure
The Bold and the Beautiful: The luxury you give comes back to you three times....
Maturation Anxiety: From the thoughtful to the thought-provoking, an eclectic list for those who aren't quite sure if they're ready to make the leap into adulthood.
Multinational New Ideas: Ten big global gift ideas.
Cheap Trips: Gifts for the man (or woman) who has nothing.
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