home | metro silicon valley index | columns | i saw you
I Saw You
I saw you, you roided-up road-raging bro. I know I took a slightly wide turn onto Hamilton from Highway 1—that's why I waved an apology. But that didn't sink into your strangely small and malformed Neanderthal-lookin' head as you stuck it out the window to yell and scream at our minivan. Who'd you want to fight—me? My wife? Our 11-year-old son? You've obviously spent waaaaay too much time in your mama's trailer playing Grand Theft Auto. Stick to driving your overly accessorized small-manhood-compensating 1972 Ford Bronco off the road!
SEND US your anonymous rants, raves, gripes and diatribes about your co-workers, bosses, enemies or any badly behaving citizen who rankles your ire—or about citizens you admire. Send to: I SAW YOU, Metro, 550 S. First St., San Jose, 95113, or via email to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Send a letter to the editor about this story.