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I Saw You

Motorist and Moron

For some reason you seemed to think I was following you too closely on my way home from work last week, so you took it upon yourself to slow down to a crawl, start weaving back and forth across the lane, come to a complete stop in the middle of the street three times, then bang a quick left in front of me (no directional of course, what a surprise!), all the while yukking it up with your buddy/moron in the passenger seat. The next time you decide to play your infantile little road games, the other driver won't be as forgiving as I was; hopefully, he'll drag you out of your car and kick some sense into you, you effing a-hole! Get a life and smarten up!!

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