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I Saw You

Pantless CUI

Campus cop: You busted me for cycling under the influence, one block from my house. That's how desperate your agency must be for money. We were just biking back to my house. On the sidewalk, too. It was after the bike party. More than 2,500 went to that one. Everybody was drinking. Only two of us got caught. So I have to pay $400 for that. And I had to go to jail. In my underwear, since it was a no-pants party. From midnight until noon, I was in a cell—in my underwear. They did not give me anything to wear. My friend waited for me to get me out. The bailiff laughed. He knew who he was waiting for. We had to take the bus all the way to Campbell. I was in my underwear the whole time. It was ridiculous. It was so horrible.

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